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When a full-fledge bro is a little bitch when he keeps fucking his bros over by taking all the beer money for some god damned weed. Wouldn't be that big of a deal except the little fucker smokes it all and doesn't say shit till the bros are ready to party. If he isn't going to treat his bros with respect, then they knock his ass down to bitch level and treat him like one. This way he will remember all their hot pocket cocks tearing up his ass next time he's on beer duty.
"Where were you yesterday Dick?"
"Oh about that, Jason used all our beer money on weed again so we had to hot pocket punch his ass. That'll teach him."
Fisting a woman until she gets to completion without washing your hands.
I gave your sister the old dirty pepper punch during my lunch break!
Proceded to make a fist with two knuckles protruding. Then strike object with said protruding knuckles.
Drew insulted me. So I gave him a "Two-Knuckle Punch" straight to the urethra.
The act of flicking your toung in and out of someones butthole, after you eat Kentucky Fried Chicken together, on horseback.
Me and my sister-cousin did a Kentucky tounge punch the other day and my butts still clean as a whistle.
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When you bend a girl over, switch off the lights and take a few steps back. Then, run towards her full-speed and try to hit any hole. When you hit the jackpot, you have successfully performed a Hessischer Lucky Punch.
+++ implies a boner +++
Bruh, I gave that girl a Hessischer Lucky Punch last night!
On the 2nd of November, everyone named Phoebe may be punched, kicked or slapped with HUGE amounts of force NO EXCUSES.
hehhehehhehehehehehehehe enjoy ur day bee <3
On her birthday it shall be Punch A Phoebe Day ;0
Person 1: "Hey Becky, can you go to the movies on Saturday?"
Person 2: "I can't, sorry. I have some shopping to do then I have dick-punching class."