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The fucked up process of going out with your friend who is trying to bang some girl, only to find out that the only reason you were invited was because the girl has some fugly fat bitch that needs to be "taken care of" so your friend can score.
MW- Dude what the fuck were you doing with that sled dog last night?
MP-Dude so bad. I was wing manned. I had no choice.
MW-She was like 400 pounds
MP-Yeah, but I fucked her like she was a buck 0 five.
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This should mean a "dead man", but it is how the 44th President aka the Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces (Obama) pronounces "Corpsman". This pronunciation shows his ignorance of the military and his disregard of the importance of a "Corpsman", which is basically a navy paramedic.
Did the President just say Corpse-man?!
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a man that is a survivor of all dangers and extreams.
the show "survivor man" is a great example.
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the etymology of a Laid Man comes from a Made Man, but instead a Laid Man is someone who is constantly getting laid, either by multiple girls or his gf. it does not mean someone who got laid once. to qualify for the term, the man has to be having sex consistently.
every since Mike got a gf, he became a Laid Man
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A slang term referring to semen. "Man-spackle" is compared to a white spreadable wall plastering compound, hence, "man-spackle" tends to be a word used by common blue-collar workers in the construction trades.
Example 1: I pulled my penis from her vagina, and ejaculated a load of man-spackle onto her breasts.
Example 2: My girlfriend came home with dried man-spackle covering her tramp stamp. What a white-trash whore she turned out to be!
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effected with the satanic rage virus at a young age the moyers man has become the most effective killing machine in the history of the universe. this is possible because he knows satan himself and has a latter to hell in his yard next to his driveway. he also has a satan shrine in his back yard.
he is hells leading assasin and he wont hesitate to call on the powers of the dark prince to fuck someone or something up!!!!!!!!!!
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