taco blocker

someone or something that prevents the getting of pussy aka the taco.

God that kid Sams whiney attitude is such a taco blocker, he will probably die a virgin

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Air Taco

Another word for quief...

Quief: Sometimes happens, due to pressure changes in the vagina particularly during the orgasm. //Expulsion of air after or during sexual intercourse.

When the man went to eat out, he didn't think he would be dining on an "air taco"

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Party Taco

10 Mexicans pounding a large vagina

Check out this porn from south of the border, these dudes are busting a party taco!

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Squash Taco

Squash Taco skwosh tah-koh - noun
1 – The female equivalent of a “flying squirrel”

2 – Used to express disapproval of a situation

1 - “I drove by this car full of girls and one gave me a squash taco!”

2 - “Eric got a flat tire on his way to my mom’s…what a squash taco!”

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moracco-taco

making a taco out of a girls pussy then eatin it up

i wanted mexican food last night, so i made a moracco-taco out of my girlfriend.

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tahoe taco

It's when two chicks sneak off in one of their boyfriends' S.U.Vs for some girl on girl fun. It got its name from a chevy tahoe and the slang word for vagina, taco.

Guy: Hey where did you go last night??
Me: Oh I went to Tahoe Taco for dinner.
Guy: I've never heard of that restaurant before!
Me: Um, it's not a restaurant. Tia Jamison and I snuck off in her boyfriend's Tahoe for some "girl time". Boy was her taco yummy!!
Guy: Ohhh... Nice. Next time you go to eat out, lemmie know so I can join!
Me: Nope, sorry. No burritos allowed!!

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taco meat

Some vaginas can be classified as fish lips, while some tacos. The extra flap in some vaginas is called the taco meat. The vagina is like a taco, and the meat is the flab.

Dang that girl was disgusting, she had so much taco meat on that shit.

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