chris/crystal the swaggy master
chris is so swag she’s the swag master i can’t believe they’re so swag 🤯🤯
A final boss battle in your roach infested home where the roach is about 2 inches, it appears to fly and moves very fast, faster than the human eye can see. If you can kill this beast, every single roach in a 2 mile radius will instantly combust.
Bro, did you see that huge cockroach, I think they call him master roach.
A man who knows everything about Paprikas. The only one who can see the Real Paprika and the one who can lead us to the Paprika Heaven.
The Paprika Master knows everything about Paprikas
Another word for weirdo, And all around weird person. Also can be used for making bad quality Youtube content that sounds like it was recorded in a garbage can.
TTC: Oh no a new account just joined hopefully its not Master At Work 2.0
The company of The Great Masters of Pubic Science were founded by the two top managers, Freda Mason & Georgia Sofokleous. They're main work is to do anything that has stuff to do with pubescity and ask people about how hairy their "garden" is in their "magic kingdom" and also give awards to guys with the sexiest titties (who is now fired for a very important reason) and girls with the most penis-looking vaginas. Thanks to The Great Masters of Pubic Science, there are now special shampoos and conditioners specially made to keep your pubic hair healthy, damage-free and nice smelling, so your partner doesn't complain about your pubic hair smelling like your breath (in other words, like SHIT!). You can find our shampoos and conditioners anywhere in drugstores where they sell cocaine, roofies and flavored condoms. We hope you enjoy using our pubic cleaning products. Oh, and if you have the hairiest "garden" or the biggest guy nipples contact us. I'm not telling you how, just find a way. : Thank you.
Yesterday: I'VE JUST BEEN AWARDED THE KING OF SEXY TITTIES BY THE GREAT MASTERS OF PUBIC SCIENCE! :D
Today: Wtf?! I just got fired coz I showed my sexy titties to one of the managers and not the rest of the horny company. D:
Bill Gates new title after his divorce.
Did you hear that Bill Gates propagated viruses and then sold antivirus technology?
We don't call him that anymore... After his wife divorced him, his new name is Master Gates.
Originated in the love canal we all know as jason's dark, and recessed mind... this ones for you
The Reverend: Hey, you in the glasses...mmmhmm thats it
Girl in glasses: Screw you
The Reverend: Hey lady, your just playing hard to get OHHH SNAPPP
also....... That man, let me tell you, he's good looking, gets all the women, he must be The reverend Turtelius master love
A.K.A jason
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