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The act of defecating in one's own trousers
Greg Oden POOPED HIS PANTS!!!! POOP! POOP! POOP! POOP! POOP! POOP!
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when you shit your pants and theres nothing you can do about it so you gotta walk around with dump in your pants.
Josh:"man i totally tried to fart in latin class, instead i browned my pants."
Roy:"i thought i smelt something."
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A really good pounding on a girls vagina. To really just fuck the shit out of a girls vertical smile.
"Man, I sure would like to give that chic a good punch in the pants".
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To get completely wasted or destroyed to the point of blacking out, doing absurd things you don't/won't remember, passing out and also act a foo aka fool in general.
Last night Larry was cool til he got absolutely pants on the ground, then he got us kicked out the bar and we had to baby sit him all night.
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Pants in which one sees on another and desires. The desires can be so great that the desirer may suffer from chronic sleeploss and kleptomania. The desirer may also follow the wearer of the Holy Grail Pants wherever he/she may go.
Woman 1: OHMYGAWD! The Holy Grail Pants are calling to me!
Woman 2: Sophie, calm down! (To the third woman) Quick, call the doctor, Sohpie's in one of her stages again!
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When something is said that is so complete, clear, clever, and simply so perfect for the situation that it makes you want to shout for joy.
While not strictly limited to work, certainly the most common occurrence of a Pants Down Explanation occurs in the work place.
BOSS: "Jenkins, why are we exhibiting at the Business Expo this week?"
EOMPLOYEE: "Because a 600 of the largest buyers of our products will be in attendance. We've pre-marketed to all of them and have face-to-face pitch meetings pre-arranged with 40. By closing an average size deal at our average selling price with just 2 of them, we will have return on our investment in excess of 500%."
Now that's a Pants Down Explanation.
See http://pantsdownexplanation.blogspot.com/ for more.
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Alternative name for a person who has a nasty habit of soiling their undergarments. Used when the offending "shreddies" are discovered to be hiding not only fecal stainage, but also crusty semen deposits.
"oh my God! Did you see the state of those underpants? What a Shitty McCum-Pants!
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