Random
Source Code
Random
What boomer men turn into when they get together. These champions of toxic masculinity love to hate on their wives, family, younger generations, and POC. They are not afraid to get drunk at kids parties, bully the kids, and are quick to talk about how they are more knowledgeable at sports than the pros and coaches. Common phrases include "kids these days...", "You think you have it tough...", and "back in my day...".
'How was the family reunion?'
'It was good to see the cousins, but the Boomer Bros were out in full force'
When a man’s pants are so tight that the crease in his crotch presses into his bulge and gives the impression that he has a vagina.
Jake bought some skinny jeans to show off how big his junk is, but it instead had the opposite effect and gave him a bro-toe.
A Bro-Blast is where one loves their bro so much that they give them a massive hug from behind, to exert their masculinity and thrust their bro love into their buddies unsuspecting backside.
I love Kyle bro, earlier, dude Bro-Blasted me so hard i swear i couldnt walk for an hour or two. Guy is one chill bro.
An initiation of new bros into the prestigious position of brodom. Any person wishing to become a "bro" must be put through several of these trials which may be any thing from running through the bar scene nude or as small as doing something that is epicly gnarly. It is at the discretion of the local bros.
Girl 1: Come on guys I am totally a bro!
Bro 1: Nope, you still have to complete your last bro trial.
Girl 1: Fine what do I need to do this time.
Bro 2: Ok, you're going to have to shotgun that fifth of Sky. GO!