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A crusty old teacher, usually Scottish, who's got bad breath and grades essays hard.
Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Mr. Feeny is a fucking flying spider monkey.
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While wearing a cape you run off a couch, land at a 45 degree angle on top of her, say Smokejuice, bang her, give her a snowman slap, and then jump out through a window.
You may also perform the ninja during the Flying Salameh Nitrous Extreme.
Girl: Why the hell are you wearing a cape?
Ben: I'm finishing you off with the Flying Salameh Nitrous Extreme.
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1. An expression of total and utter disbelief or anger. Said when something happens that is as incredible as seeing two people fuck while on fire and flying.
2. What people usually say when you show them a shock site for the first time.
1. Doctor: I'm sorry Little Timmy, but it appears that your belief in Santa Claus has somehow given you a malignant tumor in the direct center of your penis.
Little Timmy: What the flaming flying fuck?!
2. Dan: Hey guys, check out this masochistic sex video!
Everyone but Ben and Kate: WHAT THE FLAMING FLYING FUCK?
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When you are as high as humanly possible. It doesn't matter what drugs you are intaking, as long as you are high as hell.
John: How was your night?
Jack: Dude, I was as High as I could fly.
John: Hey did you hear about jack?
Mary: Yeah, I was there. He was as high as he could fly.
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The 2009 H1N1 Virus which is believed to be made up of Human, Swine, and Bird parts.
The chance of getting this new virus from pigs, birds and people in the spring is about one chance in a million. I think that's why we call it the when pigs fly virus.
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My Panda Shall Fly (MPSF) is an American heavy metal band from Los Angeles, California, formed in 1962. MPSF rose to international fame in the 1980s and was ranked as one of the "Big Four of Thrash," along with Metallica, Slayer, and Anthrax, who were responsible for creating, developing and popularizing the thrash metal sub-genre.
My Panda Shall Fly is kinda the best band in da world.
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A white guy from suburbia who's trying to be cool by "acting ghetto". Wearing big pants, Enyce, and fancy sneakers are a plus.
Dude, you see him? He's pretty fly, for a white guy.
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