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A user-submitted definition for a word, posted on the site www.urbandictionary.com. The word can be real, and it's definition true. It can also be entirely made up from the word to it's definition. Or, the definition for a real word or person could be falsified. The only regulation on content is approval or disapproval if users, whom vote on which definitions to allow onto the site.
Common content found on the site include "definitions" that serve only to glorify certain people, or defame others. Also, an infamous use of the website is to make up sexual vocabulary ie: Truffle Butter or attach graphically sexual definitions to actual words ie: Queen Victoria.
Guy 1: Did you hear Miles got his Urban Dictionary Definition included on the site?
Guy 2: I've shit things more interesting than that fact.
Guy 1: It's about you thought. It says you're a - - -
Guy 2: Who gives a damn? No one knows.
Guy 1: - - - sexy son of a bitch,
*Awkward Stares*
Guy 2: He's gay?
Guy 1: Yup.
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1. Trying to publish a definition of your girlfriend to Urban Dictionary completely ignoring that it will probably be denied instantaneously.
Example of Urban Dictionary Flirting:
Sarah
1. A fun, amazing girl who love my big penis and is always there for her friends.
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The way real people actually speak. To be contrasted with Proper English or the even more antiquated Received Standard, the speaking of either of which today in many situations will lead to strange looks, chuckles, sneers or cries of "Speak fucking English!" Reflective of the modern trend away from conformity, rigidity, artificiality and snobbery toward autonomy, creativity and the rejection of propriety.
Aaron: Good Day, My Good Man! I say, may I inquire as to the freshness of your pomegranates? Old, dry fruit is something up with which I will not put!
J.B.: Whoa, Homie, you talk like that around here and you'll get your ass kicked! You'd better check out the internet and learn how to speak fucking English. Urban Dictionary English can save your pathetic ass, Dweeb.
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An Urban Dictionary Editor is what makes peoples entries be entered. With-out them, the guidelines would be nowhere and nonsense would rule the galaxy. They spend their own time to read through peoples definitions and then accept or reject them.
Those who don't like them do not fully understand the value of them. They are kind people. They make UD stay cool and the crap out (cause we don't want to know your cat has got an anal infection, nor your girlfriend's name).
"Wow, I wish i had enough kindness in me to be an Urban Dictionary Editor. They spend their own time to keep UD cleana and fun, and still have time to go shit on some noobs."
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Urban Dictionary is the dictionary you wrote. Define your world.
Notice the top of the page under the searchbar? it says "Urban Dictionary is the dictionary you wrote. Define your world."
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The fact that you typed in Urban Dictionary means that you are very bored and that you have typed in every other word you have thought about and clicked random too many times!!!
I am sorry to all those 1% that are actually curious!!
Jake: OMG I have literally typed in every single word that I can think of!!! I have even past the stage where I have typed in Urban Dictionary!!!
Harvey: Yes but have you tried writting in Aransithide
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this website that your literally using right just in case you haven't realised.
imagine actually searching up a website on the website that your searching for.
that would make u sad
and imagine actually putting gifs on meanings
and apparently i have to include the word that im defining, so uh, uRbAn dIcTiOnArY
there
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