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She looks both ways before crossing the street.
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This great to use as you are writing somebody off for doing you wrong.
Dude, you had sex with my girlfriend, you stole twenty bucks out of my wallet, and smoked my last cig?
May the bridges you burn light your way asshole.
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Double Rainbow, All The Way Across The Sky is a popular phrase used by Nathan Fillion. (Short form: DRATWATS.)
It means that which is:
•Totally ecstatically wondrous, across the universe.
•Endlessly joyfully amazing, throughout the world.
•Full on orgasmically blissful, forever and ever.
Here are some usage examples for Double Rainbow, All The Way Across The Sky. (For more examples, see the Twitter page belonging to NathanFillion)
The TV show Castle is so intense, it's Double Rainbow, All The Way Across The Sky."
Serenity was such a vivid movie, it was Double Rainbow, All The Way Across The Sky!"
Nathan Fillion is so spectacular, he's Double Rainbow, All The Way Across The Sky!
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what teachers say to prevent school shooters
teacher: treat people the way you want to be treated
what the teacher is thinking: be nice to everyone to prevent school shooters!
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A commonly (u don't believe me? Just Google it...) used "Birthday Quote" to wish happy birthday to someone in the US.
People gifted with poor sense of humor actually find this quote "funny". (Search for: "funny Birthday Quotes" on Google).
Sometimes written with colored frosting on cakes or on T-shirts and cards (in the last two instances ink is used instead of frosting...)
1. Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. I do not really care about you but, ehy I am wishing you happy birthday and this was just lame enough...
2. Some chick you like should put some more meat on her bones: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake, You get two birds with one stone: (a) Compliment her on the fact she is skinny, girls LOVE that! (b) You let her know she can eat some frosting, maybe she will eat enough to bump up to a "D" cup...
3. You really have to wish someone and you cannot think of anything impersonal, stupid, pointless enough...Here is your quote: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
4. You are a foreigner that does not know enough English to write something perfectly politically correct and anonymous. The wish: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake
Is completely neutral: does not discriminate on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law. Bottom line: you are not going to get sued* for this!
*Disclaimer: if the person you are wishing happy Bday to is being fed by IV you might actually incur in legal prosecution.
Disclaimer II: UD is not responsible for the consequences of using this quote including but not limited to: weight gain, cardiac attack, diabetes, being slapped and any other adverse effect.
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You want to cheat on your wife but you can't find a good excuse for your lover.
Bob: Hi beautiful, I just can not figure out the way to get away for a couple of hours because I am so extremely busy that I can't even explain it to you.
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