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sam a short asian kid who likes kids younger than him he also really likes mayo,hot sause and penutbutter sammich
he also rarely washes his clothes
oof he smells like a sam must be his lunch
or sam why do you like younger people
Thinks she is thick af but just has back problems
sam is not thick af
When you take such a mean shit the stench it makes will have you puke in your mouth on the toilet or throw up completely.
I just took the meanest Sam of my fucking life i puked in my mouth!
He is a god at life sexy huge cock associated with NIGGA named Hugo he did edibles but still a god ❤️❤️
Wow what a sexy sam over there
A large boy with unparalleled confidence and a buttcrack that hasn't seen soap since his mother stopped giving him baths. Sam has dirty fingernails and wears deodorant only on occasion. One must admire the unwavering self-love this man has considering his hygiene, mediocre intelligence, and disdain for women. Much like a cockroach, Sam survives this harsh world by living off the crumbs of other people's work and contributing nothing of value to the universe. This man is so pathetic that any relationship he has ever had or will ever have is maintained only by the pity of the other individual. This includes his parents.
Professor: You will all be assigned to the same lab partners for the rest of the semester. Marcus, you will be with Sam.
Marcus: 'jumps out window'
Sam a person who will someday give head to spencer shelton because of his great hair. She will never give head to anyone else but spencer and when she does he loves it.
I want SAM to go down like she does with spencer
The most caring and loyal friend you'll ever have. Sam is someone you know you can always count on and he'll never judge you for anything. He's honest, strong, filled with optimism and has probably never done a terrible thing in his life. Sam will make you happy and put a smile on your face whenever you talk to him. He has big dreams for the future which he doesn't give up on and always makes it through hard times in his life. He also cares for everyone around him and is the most thoughtful person you will know, he's so handsome but will always need reassurance about it as he can be quite insecure so you need to make sure you're there as much for him as he is for you. If Sam is your friend you should be beyond grateful to have him in your life.
Person 1: "Woah you're friends with Sam?!"
Person 2: "Yeah I am :)"