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turtle wash

verb; to cause pain.
used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now

"im gonna turtle wash your ass!"

by L Pea-lunk November 29, 2009


Funny Turtle

When a man's penis goes from being erect to soft very quickly and continuously so it resembles a turtle sticking its head in and out of its shell continuously.

Girl 1: OMG Tina I put my finger in John's butt last night and he got a Funny Turtle!
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.

by YAHDOEHADLWA January 7, 2016


Turtle dick

Someone that takes a long time to get an erection

"did you sleep with tom last night?"
"no, he had a turtle dick."

by Hairyboy2000 January 28, 2015


Turtle gang

Special gang made by aly n loz

Can I please join the turtle gang

by Aly n loz October 16, 2021


turtle gang

the best gang in the roblox metaverse

"turtle gang" is very cool

by itsammon March 18, 2022


Turtle Gang

In the mist of Janesville, Minnesota there's a gang the turtle gang. They are the best gang out there they roam the street and the school we will attach and our sheld is our backs. We will attach the white spider gang.

The turtle gang is the best gang who ever lived

by Iliketurtlesalottt December 5, 2018


turtling around

To move slowly or take forever to do something.

Omg, Abbie quit turtling around. Let's go!

by PandasBiscuit November 9, 2014