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Instrumental sorcery produced by Jewish Mystics. I.e. Dessert Dwellers, Kalya Scintilla, etc...
Upon arrival at the festival we were immediately sucked in by the wonky Jew-du coming from the speakers.
When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.
Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.
The act of penetration by an uncircumcised penis.
I totally got a Jew shanking last night on my blind date...
A metal coin, often given as a promotional item, used to take grocery store carts without needing an actual coin.
Jan: We need a cart for all these groceries, but I don’t have any spare change.
Martin: Here, use my jew coin.
That "expert" that keeps telling you the ozone layer has a hole in it, the acid raid will melt our skin, oil is kaput, polar bears have no ice left, the coastal cities will be under water, ICE cars are bad, EVs will keep you warm, windmills and solar panel will power all your vibrator, bugs goyslop is healthy BUT you can fix the CO2 by paying more taxes and taking your vaxx.
CNN invited climate jew Greta Thunberg to tell us:
Strong hurricanes? Global warming
Weak hurricanes? Global warming
No hurricanes? Global warming
Hot today? Global warming
Cold today? Global warming
Raining too much? Global warming
Drought? Global warming
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Dying suddenly of myocarditis? Global warming
A Jew that tries to give you directions when they are obviously wrong.
Magellan's Jew was left on the main land because his directions were obviously wrong and Magellan could not circumnavigate the world with faulty directions.
When an old Jew has a saggy nutsack
Anna: yo Otto stop Jew saggin mother fucker