Milk-Madness

The feeling one gets after attempting to carefully pour milk into a cup and yet having milk uncontrollably dribble onto the counter, even after years of practice.

Anne: Wow, what's the matter with you this morning?

Bill: Oh nothing, its just that damn Milk-Madness again.

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Monkey Milk

A cult made of three girls who worship chocolate milk on the daily

'Hi Bea'
'Monkey Milk Monkey Milk Monkey Milk'

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Milk Daddy

A name used for the work bitch that is always sent to fetch more milk from the supermarket.

“Sanjiv, we’re out of milk”

“No worries b0ssman, I’ll send the Milk Daddy over to Tesco”

“You mean Joseph?”

“Yeh - the Milk Daddy”

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Black Milk

Chocolate Milk

P1: Yo did u want White Milk or Black Milk?
P2: Bruh you know I like chocolate, gimme dat Black Milk

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Milk Men

The best people in the world, practically gods

Someone: @Milk Men
Milk Men: Who summoned us

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milk dud cock

A person with a cock under 3 inch usually dark colored

My ex had a total milk dud cock

Going for a pint of milk

Walking or cycling in such a calm or melancholy manor that from a far you could say that they look like they’re going to get a pint of milk from the shop for their grandma.

Dave : Look at Gabe , he looks like he’s going for a pint of milk

George : Aha I know mate , he’s cycling slower than my grandma.