when a person is stripped naked, forced to carry their captor on their back while have their arms pulled/bound back to grind the victim's face against a hard surface (usually on an inclined road).
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A person who is feeling or who will be in an immense amount of pain. A somatic sensation of acute discomfort.
-Hey dude I just heard that Clay put Icy Hot on his ball sac, he's gonna be riding the pain train in a few minutes.
-Haha what a dumbass.
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An action in which a person sets their whip into neutral, pops all the doors, blasts some dope beats on the radio, jumps out of that shit and moves to the sick beats. Incredibly stupid and dangerous, but pretty cool.
Ayyyyyyy guys we gone get lit, head out to the hood and ghost ride the whip!
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When a man or woman, defecates into another female's vagina.
Bob took Tina for a chocolate gondola ride last night.
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A kinky act performed during sex where a man takes a crap on a women's chest and the women then takes the piece of poop to a freezer and freezes it. The next day she pulls out the frozen piece of poop and the man uses it as a dildo on the women.
Oh man last night me and my girlfriend were having sex and she wanted to try the alaskan sled ride. So I took the biggest crap all over her chest. It was so big she didn't even want me to use as a dildo in her but I did it anyways and it was awseome!
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When you raise the seat on a bicycle up 10 + inches and remove the seat, and replace with a small container of feta cheese.
sunshine Dean went for a greek bike ride this afternoon.
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An Iranian sexual act, in which one person rides an exercise bike and pedals without going anywhere. While the cyclist is pedaling away, another person proceeds to fling diarrhea at the cyclist's face with a spatula. The cyclist can pedal all they want, but they're not going anywhere on a freestanding bicycle.
Maz Jobrani may be a mildly amusing comedian, but the word on the street is that he gives one hell of an Iranian Bike Ride.
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