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a person thats american so they shoot up schools
bully: haha you are so weird
american: thats it *pulls out ak 47* (school shooter/ american
When an American has sex with either a Canadian in Mexico or an Mexican in Canada.
"Did you hear that Jake completed the north american trifecta during spring break in Cancun"
A sexual act that can only happen within ten minutes of a bald eagle sighting. First, you grab one Kraft Singles cheese slice, slap it on your all-American meat, and put it in between her all-American buns. The guy must hold a beat box on his shoulder, blasting the Grammy award-winning classic “Born in the USA” by Bruce Springsteen, and hold an AR with the other hand. Bonus points if both parties are wearing Old Navy American flag tank tops.
To celebrate America's birthday, we went bald eagle watching and we ended up doing the Dirty All-American.
A paprika based demigod-level food stuff. Originating in Hull and sprinkled over cooked chips this shit will make you never want to eat regular chips again (swear down)
Dan: "These chips from takeaway are gish"
Jim: "Proper shit man, you know y tho amirite?
Dan: "No american chip spice..."
Jim: "... no fucking chip spice"
"There's hardly any chip spice on these, the radgie at takeaway's done me right over here"
The school system that every school in the USA uses, even though it doesn't teach you shit.
Kid: "Ms Teacher, what's our homework?"
Teacher: "Everyday Math Journal Page 78."
Kids: "G
Teacher: "Don't blame me. Blame The American School System
."
A typical obese American woman. Although obesity and American woman are almost interchangeable. Abbreviated FAC. Can be found eating, walking to and back from her car, watching Oprah, with other fat american cows and at Wal-mart. Can not be found: On running paths, gyms, swimming pools, the beach or at Whole Foods.
Man, I wish I lived in France were all the women are thin, this country has nothing but fat american cows now.
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When in an ethnic restaurante you pop squat at the first open stall to drop some #2's. You squeeze the first one out but before finishing up AND without pulling your pants up you scoot to as many stalls as possible dropping a couple pre-packaged American made human explosives. The goal is to hit as many porcelain targets as possible. Are you going to flush? Shit no! Let them see the devastation first hand. Make sure you sign USA on the mirror with hand soap.
God Bless America
Your at a local ethnic eatery and you need to let one loose. You walk into the bathroom to find yourself the only one occupying it. This is prime opportunity to call in the big guns with "An American Ass-Strike" and wreak havoc with a continuous air to sea bombing. Squat, shuffle, repeat and ride that ass-strike all the way to the land of the free and home of the brave.
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