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Blowing naked leprechaun

a Little human like species that contains a HUGE BUTTHOLE with gold coins inside of it. Whenever the Blowing naked leprechaun escapes from his cage he screams KATIE CRILLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.... for 30 seconds then rapes everybody he sees. Watch out for his massive BLACK PENIS, which is amazingly 5 miles thick and 2 inches long.But people like to play with it and shot it like a gun, and sing "LOOK INTO MY EYES WHILE I MASTURBATE". DABAINTSA has sexy time with the Blowing naked leprechaun..... but doesnt use a Book Cart to ride an atif in. BEWARE of the Blowing naked leprechaun and hes Katie Crilly powers,He will shot you so hard with his gold CUM that you would be shitting gold out your elbows. If you ever encounter a Blowing naked leprechaun have a bag of cookies and buy a naked mole rat for protection.

Blowing naked leprechaun
dabainsta
Katie Crilly
Cookies
Mole Rats

by The Naked Milk Man August 25, 2010

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queef blow test

(QBT) Usually performed during cunnilingus. When one partner will blow a quick, forced breath directly into the vagina. Then firmly push on the mons and a queef pops out. Serves almost no purpose but a good laugh or a quick way to ensure you won't have another date.

(1) Jim had to end the date with Sally before he hung himself in her bathroom, so he gave her a QBT followed with a look of shame. (2) Beula was asking Willy for a little more excitement in the sack so Willy tried the queef blow test. Did that work?

by Pv2Monsell June 30, 2009

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blow nut

complete scrub/ noob. cant do anything right.

adrian sucks at soccer. what a blow nut!

by andy frick July 16, 2008

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blow job

is when a girl (or boy, whatever you prefer I guess) sucks on a boys penis. this should be done vigurously and hard. cum may come out. you should rub the mans arse or thigh to give both of you more pleasures. wait till orgasms start. continue if it is extremally pleasurable. GIRLS: PRACTICE BEFORE THE REAL THING. ASK YOUR MUM FOR BANANAS! THIS IS ALSO KNOWN AS MASTURBATION. USE WHAT YOU HAVE. VIBRATION = GOOD!

I knelt down and gave him the best blow job of his life but first i practiced with a banana.

by ILoveSexAndIAmBi June 22, 2009

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blow job

when a girl sucks a boys penis and licks it all over and makes him feel really goood.

i wont a blow job bitch

by crab girl April 20, 2009

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blow job mobile

When you stick your dick into a muffler of a car and have your friend start the car and press the gas and brake.

Dude, im not using the blow job mobile anymore because i got an infection last time.

by Mike E. April 24, 2004

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Blow Your Cool

It just means to "keep" your cool. Don't do anything stupid to make yourself look like a fool, or 'lose' your cool. Just be cool :)

Mike: "Oh my gawd, what am I going to do?"
John: "Comon Mike. Blow Your Cool, you'll be fine!"

by Hansup May 8, 2006

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