A brother is a little piece of shit that annoys you every second of your life. They were probably a failed abortion. If you are thinking about asking for one, rethink that decision because it will be the worst decision of your life if you ask for one.
My brother is a piece of annoying shit.
An extremely cunty fuck that is funny as fuck, but only because he is brutally honest.
A male or male-ish person who is either the greatest friend you'll ever get or your sibling.
If someone calls you their brother they love you, unless you're actually their brother, in that case they hate you.
-"I'm so proud of my brother!"
-"Believe me, you don't want an actuall brother."
Brother is to white men what brotha is to black men.
A friendly greeting from one white man to another, usually between those who have some sort of affiliation or kinship, whether that be in an activity, hobby, or in friendship.
Hey brother, how’s it going?
Male person who, in relation to the other, has a two parents in common.
good brother, does what's is told and has common sense. bad brother, FRICKS everything up, even the most easiest things and has no common sense
today my brother woke me up at 9 on a Friday on virtual school, WHo THiNkSLIke that