Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife

An important public service announcement projecting the affects of movie theater n'er do wells' actions. Originally written by Mastodon for the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie for Theaters, it has gained much YouTube attention, and one day may be legally required to be played before every motion picture in any movie theater in America.

After watching the "Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife" video, the young, rowdy teenagers shaped up before heading to the movie theater to watch "The Exorcist"

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I like ya cut g

I like ya cut g *SLAP* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

L I K E Y A C U T G *S L A P* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I like ya cut g

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Ye ye ass hair cut

When a homie got a shitty cut and still believes he'll get pussy with it

Homie1: yo let me see the cut
*5 seconds later*
Homie1: *slaps* ye ye ass hair cut

I like ya cut, g

A very nice brother liking someone's cut... g :)

Oh you playin' Minecraft? I like ya cut, g.

i like ya cut G

when u slap someone in the head when they got a fresh cut and they punch you because they thought it wasnt a joke but it was then youre not friends that you cut g'd anymore cus they got pissed that you slapped them in the head

jake: yo i got a fresh cut.

mike: nice

also mike: i like ya cut g

jake fuck you bitch

were not friends no more

National cut a mans dick off

April 25th when its legal to cut any mans dick off that was bad to you

Victim:Do you know what day is it?
(Male)r@pist:No what?
Victim:Its national cut a mans dick off
R@pist:What??
Victim:*cuts his dick off*

I'd like to jump her cut

Something to say when you want to have sexual relations with a female who is a film or video editor.

That editor chick is soooo hot, I'd like to jump her cut!

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