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When you run away from the cops but you're drunk and think you're protesting against coyotes.
I had a drunk pwotest *coughcough* i mean drunk protest UWU UWU
Daughter: Dad, I think my lego's made a mess of my Dollhouse!
Mom: No silly you did that, legos don't have brains, right sweetie?
Dad: At least if they aren't Drunk lego's.
The state of mind achieved after becoming delusional from eating an obscene amount of pork product.
"Come over here boy! Momma's pork drunk!"
Consuming so much alcohol that you are no longer able to speak with words, just hand gestures
What’s wrong with Tim?
He drank too much and became a nonverbal drunk.
A state of feeling so smitten and undeniably attracted to someone that it makes your head spin.
Abby was so hormone Drunk over Ethan that she couldn't even focus on her daily routines.
When one is so drunk they lose all concepts of reality thinking they are in fact a golden god.
What happened last nice Alex was running in the street screaming "I'm a golden God!" at people. He up and got gold drunk
An individual’s tendency to excessively and needlessly purchase overpriced alcohol when inebriated in a social setting and in a fashion that resembles the stereotypical behavior frequently associated with oligarchs.
“Why did George order another bottle of Cristal? The club is closing and they turned the lights up- everyone is leaving.”
“George acts like a drunk oligarch when he drinks too much. It’s called drunk oligarch syndrome.”