When you post on social media that your BIG drunk, only to comment on your own post moments later (not knowing it's your own post) and say "Me too Girl, Me too"!
Social media post : I'M SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW YA'LL"
(30 minutes later) Replies to own post without knowing it's your own post: "@****** ME TOO GIRL..ME TOO'!
Your Pippy Drunk!
When you change your race to Native American and get blacked out drunk. This also results in kicking walls and anything that is bolted to the ground.
Bro, I just downed this 26... I'm gonna get Chris drunk tonight!
Taking shots out of Dixie cups because your too lazy to clean your shot glasses or you're too poor to afford one.
Damnit where are all the shot glasses? Man I donno, let's just get Dixie drunk.
Drunk Taylor was her name
Mojitos were her game
The best version of Taylor Swift, drunk and crazy
When kids under 21 are drunk on water, sprite, juice, and non alcoholic drinks
Guy: YOOOOO Emmie is totally juice drunk
Girl: HEY!!! That is my 10 year old sister
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Past Tense
When a person has been duped, tricked, confused, bamboozled, misled, or swindled by an act so bizarre and nonsensical it defies logical explanation--like being cornered by your drunk uncle at a family gathering.
"Woody drunk uncled me again, so somehow I'm paying for dinner."