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1. Pleasuring oneself while driving on an interstate, expressway, or highway.
2. Jerking off in the middle of traffic – particularly a stop light.
"Dude, the trip flew by so fast after I got off on the I-five."
The worst rating a meme can ever get
This meme is shit, I give this meme a five pastas
A five foot walkway is generally the width of a walkway during the British colonial era, be it a sheltered corridor or otherwise. However, the width can vary, but still be called a "five foot walkway".
In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.
Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.
Man: Damn those three skinny girls make that 12 foot wide pathway look so damn squeezy. The heck they think they are?
Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.
Similar to a High Five But when you cannot physically see the person but yet feel the need to high five them.
A virtual high five
Dudes on two sides of a room seperated by a wall.
Dude 1: (PHHHFFF) Dude, I just Cropdusted my side of the room
Dude 2: Nice, Sci-Five!
The lack of financial stability to purchase a full gram of marijuana. The Texas five sack.
I'll just get the Texas five sack today, money's tight.
Sleeping with five different partners in a single day, without their knowledge of eachother.
Hey bro, how were your dates yesterday? Awesome, I joined the High Five Club!
When you start a new relationship and gain five pounds from eating out all the time.
Jamie said she needed to start working out more because she was trying to deal with the new relationship five she put on.