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When your cyber girlfriend offers to show you her breasts and you turn it down saying "I do not partake in porn".
Girl: Baby want me to strip for you
Guy: "I do not partake in child porn"
Guy: "did I just web camcock block my self
When two cars on the highway are moving at the same speed next to each other therefore blocking the road for faster traffic to move.
Dan: hey man you said youd be here 10 minutes ago wya
Todd: sorry man I got stuck behind a Carolina Road Block
A girl that you spot from a block away and looks like she might be hot, but as soon as you get close to her she is one ugly bitch
Man, i was driving the other day when I see a chick in this short skirt up the block and thought that bitch looked like she was hot, but when i came up on her i seen her ugly mug and realized she was a block-away-hoe. I burned out there as soon as i seen her crooked smile.
When bricks of seized weed goes up up smoke by the PoPo and the surrounding area get's a contact high.
"DAMN! There's going to be a Rasta Block Party since they busted that illegal grow down the street."
When it gets cold outside after being warm the day before.
Yesterday was nice but today is a winter cock block.
A secret way of blocking anyone from dating a certain individual.
Professional Cock Block artists have their own secret way of doing things.
They usually do it to be protective of someone they care about.
Person 1: He is such a Professional Cock Block.
Person 2: Well maybe it wasn't meant to be.
Person 1: Be cautious around those Professional Cock Blocks, they know how to trick you.
A southern thick chick with a big ass and thighs. Presumably as wide as 2 cinder blocks.
“Boy that girl is thicker than a snicker!”
“Yeah she’s a Tennessee Two Block for sure!”