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The reason why Americans hate football (soccer) because every other freakin' sport over hear (even golf for christs sake!) has some sort of tie breaker. In a football match where guys will kick a ball around for an hour and a half and do NOTHING, they will slump off the field in a 0-0 tie. Who the hell wants to watch that? No one! We Americans happen to have very short attention spans (hell, that's why we invented tivo) we want to see ACTION. Which is why we like basketball, american football, and lacrosse. Don't get me wrong, soccer is a great game to play and watch, but it does get very dull in a tie game. :P
European: Did you watch the soccer/football game last night?
Normal American: No, I played video games. Who won?
European: uhhhhhh they tied
Normal American: Score?
European: (embarrassed) zero zero
Normal American: Ha! glad I didn't watch that! *mumbles* stupid sport. No one likes a tie game.
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A videogame magazine known for its condescending rude attitude towards its readers and insulting anything that isn't Halo or Assassin's Creed related. Their biased reviews often tend to lean towards what they believe gamers should buy instead of what they should choose without forced opinion. Their claim on being "number one" as a videogame magazine is the result of being pushed to GameStop customers when subscribing to their shitty membership. No way to escape said subscription either. Magazine goes directly to garbage bin after receiving it in the mail.
Man, just tossed another awful Game Informer magazine to the trash after reading it halfway through. Such a waste of paper.
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a word for someone who plays a game to the max so they are the best they can be and just fuck everyoone else up, and laugh about it.
Gamer1: ahh this guy is such a fucking addict. he's the highest level and just kills all of us :(
Gamer2:yeah go on his profile, he's game raped everything.
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Sexual prowess, when up close and personal, as opposed
to appearances at a distance.
He looked good from a distance, but she wondered about his short game.
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a single player sport played predominately in public restrooms, generally while at work. The rules are simple. While excused to the restroom to plant a mighty deuce, absolutely no noise can be made. This rule is only in effect while other people are in the restroom. This game is often lost by people who wipe themselves like they are sanding down a book shelf or by people in serious danger of blowing an o ring.
Taco bell is a one way ticket to losing the quiet game.
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Sophomoric but lively game, usually played by youthful males. One person makes an "okay" sign below his waist, and if the other person gets caught looking at it, then he loses the game, and thus gets punched moderately hard on the shoulder. The idea here is that the "okay" sign is really a female pussy, and if you foolishly look at it, then you ARE a pussy, or at least a Peeping Tom, and thus deserve getting hit. But if you discretely see the pussy without getting caught, and then put your thumb or finger into it first, then you have successfully "fucked" the other guy, and now HE has lost the game, and should be hit on the shoulder. But if the first guy can catch the other guy's "cock" (i.e. his thumb or finger) with his pussy, then the first guy still wins, and he gets to punch the unsuccessful fucker. This is a rather childish and obscene game, but still a lot of fun!
The girl secretly watched in embarrassment as her two male friends makes jackasses of themselves as they played the Circle Game during the church sermon.
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Married to the game can mean the person is married (obligated) to the game.
The game referring to: the rap game and or industry
the drug game
rap: "nah dog, i can't go shooting tonight, I'm married to the game and it needs me to go to sleep, i have a gig tomorrow"
drug: "the game isn't going to let me leave, i'm in this for the long run, drug dealer for life.."
Lyrics: Lil Wayne - Fireman - "Addicted to the game like Jordan and Payton.."
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