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mine

my hard ass huge cock want to be inside of u

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dat sheeeet go hard

that shit go hard

Yo dat sheeeet go hard as fuq

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format my hard drive

A process that erases all of the data on a computer's hard drive.

Damn! I had over 50 gigs of GILF porn until my computer fucked up and I had to format my hard drive.

Its GILF porn time! Oh yeah, I forgot I had to format my hard drive. FUCK! I HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE NOW!

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between barack and a hard place.

Somewhere an individual or group doesn’t want to be. A bad situation with a potential negative outcome. Not a good place.

"As far as our country is concerned it looks like we are stuck between Barack and a hard place."

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Hard rotten cum

It’s kinda like cheese but better. It makes a weird texture in your mouth kinda like cheese and yogurt.

Hey Gerald can u hand me a sample of that hard rotten cum

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suck it long suck it hard

1.The magical way a girl gives head.

2.A way to insult somebody.

1.Magical Ninja: "Yo man my girl knows how to suck it long and suck it hard"
2.Douchebag: "Man you suck."
Magical Ninja: "Hey, you know what, suck it, suck it long suck it hard."

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a hard man is good to find

A hard man is good to find is what I tell my cadet roomie when he walks around naked with a raging boner.

A hard man is good to find is what I tell Matt when he walks around waving his his dick in my face!

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