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care of his ice cube tray

When you take care of a man’s ice cube tray

I took care of his ice cube tray

by corporate barbie June 19, 2024


Biden his time

What good ol' Joseph Robinette Jr. has been doing for da past decades, knowing dat he'd likely be Prez someday.

Maybe one can't criticize da famed Joey Robbie for "Biden his time" with high hopes for his political career --- I mean, heck --- just recently he was already second-in-command to Obama bin Laden, so it was hardly a stretch for him to think dat he might make top dog in a few years if he played his cards right.

by QuacksO February 25, 2023


Dip his knuckles in shit

An expression used by Jim’s, to tell people to get fucked, or in reference to their ideas and how idiotic they sound.

Jim-“you tell that guy to go dip his knuckles in shit!”

by Fuckkkkkkboi August 3, 2022


hi :)

happy face makes happy :)

person 1: hi :)
person 2: you just made my day :)

by yaddaa July 6, 2021


hi :)

Who knew such a simple word and smiley face could turn me on so much

Literally any girl on the internet: hi :)
Me: Fuck why did she say that, now I have a huge massive hard on

Also me: *breaks the 4th wall* yeah I know it's a 'me' problem

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 1, 2021


tying his tie

Happens in the backseat of a car where you hold on to the tie around your man's neck while you bounce up and down on his lap vigorously and try to come before you choke him to death or NOT

We were driving to work this morning and my boyfriend asked me to fix his tie for him so I started tying his tie.

by jewel117 April 26, 2016


Sci-hi

Science fiction tv shows and movies that are better enjoyed when you are high.

I don’t think Quique is going to the gym tonight. He’s on the couch to watch some sci-hi.

by Keasterbunny May 12, 2023