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When you take care of a man’s ice cube tray
I took care of his ice cube tray
What good ol' Joseph Robinette Jr. has been doing for da past decades, knowing dat he'd likely be Prez someday.
Maybe one can't criticize da famed Joey Robbie for "Biden his time" with high hopes for his political career --- I mean, heck --- just recently he was already second-in-command to Obama bin Laden, so it was hardly a stretch for him to think dat he might make top dog in a few years if he played his cards right.
An expression used by Jim’s, to tell people to get fucked, or in reference to their ideas and how idiotic they sound.
Jim-“you tell that guy to go dip his knuckles in shit!”
happy face makes happy :)
person 1: hi :)
person 2: you just made my day :)
Who knew such a simple word and smiley face could turn me on so much
Literally any girl on the internet: hi :)
Me: Fuck why did she say that, now I have a huge massive hard on
Also me: *breaks the 4th wall* yeah I know it's a 'me' problem
Happens in the backseat of a car where you hold on to the tie around your man's neck while you bounce up and down on his lap vigorously and try to come before you choke him to death or NOT
We were driving to work this morning and my boyfriend asked me to fix his tie for him so I started tying his tie.
Science fiction tv shows and movies that are better enjoyed when you are high.
I don’t think Quique is going to the gym tonight. He’s on the couch to watch some sci-hi.