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It's a form of torture, you shove toy race cars up the anus and due to it's sharp edges it inflicts pain and large bleeding. It is largely used as an alternative way of child abuse amongst the people of Oklahoma.
"Yooo dude... did they look like they just had an Oklahoman Race Car or somethin because of all of that ass bleeding.
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The process in which someone places their hands together, bends down and rams another person in the ass in an upwards motion, so as to lift them off the ground.
(during sex)
Jane : Harder! Harder!
Jim : I can’t go any faster, but I can give you something else.... *procedes to Colombian Car Jack*
Jane : Oh yeah baby that’s the fucking spot ram me harder in the ass I want to take your full girth!!!
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the act of farting into a vent in one of your friends car before he/she gets in, then aiming the vent right at them, and turning it on.
I think i just may treat Stephen to a new car scent today!
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This is what happens when there is sex on top of the hood or trunk of a motor vehicle during the winter and some of the "residue" freezes to the vehicle.
"Jenny and I were really going at it on the hood of her car outside the hockey rink. I pulled out just in time, but it totally froze to her car! Jenny yelled at me for giving her car a Canadian car wash!"
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When someone masturbates while they are driving.
Or riding with someone and masturbating.
How was the ride over?" "It was awesome;)"
Now that was an awesome car ride:)
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The amount a car recently featured on a mighty car mods episode increases in price because of the effect of being featured on the show.
You used to be able to buy a BRZ for less than 10 grand now they are all above 15 because of the mighty car mods tax.
Written by Roger Taylor from the band Queen. He loves his car. Period.
He locked himself in a cupboard.
Friend: “Why would anyone write a song called ‘I’m in love with my car’?”
Me: “Because he has a feel for his automobile.”
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