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john stevens is a long haired streak of shit and we all know that he's a complete and utter faggot
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A reference to being a ladies' man or player; usually self proclaimed.
Farmer John is a character who is most commonly found on a farm around livestock, including but not limited to chickens. Hence the term Farmer John may be used in reference to "gettin chicks"
Rapper Yellaboi coined the term in his 2010 song "Honeys to Blow"
"They call me Farmer John (why?) Becaue I get chicks"
-Yellaboi
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while cumming onto someones face you write your name with the semen. This definition makes sense because your hand is on your cock and there was some guy who signed some piece of shit called the declaration of independence and now he is some hot shot for knowing how to spell his own name, but thats another story.
After fucking for a while max finished it off with a john handcock to commemorate the experience.
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Penis, Slong, Cock
Also referring to homosexual males
Did you see that johnny t on that guy?
How many John Thomas' have you sucked?
That guy seems a little John Thomas to me, if you know what I'm sayin.
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A John Brown is when you go to Harpers Ferry and jump in the water were the Shenendoah and the Potomic rivers meet each other. Swim out to the center of this intersection and take off all your clothes. Next, you jump out of the water and yell, "JOHN BROWN!" thus exposing yourself to the three states of Maryland, Virginia, and West Virginia all at the same time.
"Me and my buddy got on either side of a woman in a raft and John Browned her. She didnt even see us coming!"
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John Travolta is the biggest pimp in al time, he was pimpin in saturday night fever, but he was even more pimp in Grease, Pimp means a fashionable, trendsetter, person, mainly male
John Travolta is THE pimp!!!
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A butch lesbian that who has a hot lesbian girlfriend.
I would hit on the bitch over there, but she totally making out with that She John.
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