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When you place a thimble on the head of the penis, open mouth kiss it, and then use your mouth to transfer it to the mouth of the penis owner.
I see you watched Peter Pan one too many times and decided to make thimble kissing x-rated.q
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It's like Australian kiss, but down under 😜
Hungarian kiss is the most beautiful art of performing a rimjob - inspired by MiGia, a hungarian artist of kiss 👄👅
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The act of two penises brought together at the head in an effort to urinate into the other’s urethra
I saw Bill & Criss piss kissing in the tool shed last night.
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When you are kissing a woman's boobs instead of her lips
Guy 1 - "What did you do to her"
Guy 2 - " I missed Kissed her!!"
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When your make-up get smudged making you look like a member of the band KISS.
My girlfriend looks especially awesome in the morning with her KISS eyes.
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When two people kiss without moving their noses out of the way, resulting in the noses squashing together
Dude! She Jew kissed me, and broke my nose!
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To speak with eloquence, wit, and charm; to be particularly articulate and loquacious. The phrase is often used in a lighthearted or humorous context, and may suggest that the speaker has been inspired by some supernatural force or source of inspiration, such as the Blarney Stone in Ireland. It can also imply that the speaker has had a few drinks and is feeling particularly gregarious.
It is translated from the Danish phrase “At kysse julenissen” (Olsen, U 2021).
We knew that Erik would kiss the goblin after all those Carlsbergs and we'd never shut him up!
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