Meat log

Your penis

She slowly grabbed and started eating my meat log

meat harpoon

Another awesome way to say penis.

Put your meat harpoon away, your scaring my grandma.

meat violin

my dick

gonna stroke my meat violin and then go to sleep

meat flag

Slag for penis.

As in "dude, stow your meat flag, this is a public place!" Or "I'm going to be planting my meat flag on her moon tonight, if you know what I mean"

meat tie

Tit fuck

I want her to wear my meat tie.

meat curious

Either you’re gay or you’re interested in exotic meats

Yeah dude I’m going out later cause I’m meat curious
Which one?
I might be into dudes

meat time

Beating your meat after school

Yo today is meat time so when I get home I'm gonna beat my meat