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To wipe one's mouth.
Kathysue: Jazzy, U gonna buy me this ring?
Jazzy: Listen woman, go wipe ya mouth.
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You talk dirty when you have sex.
Originates from the idea of goats whispering lewd things in young women and old men's ears.
Castiel: You breed with the mouth of a goat!
One of the Winchesters: Wut?
Castiel: It's funnier in Enochian.
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Dick In Mouth Syndrome, aka D.I.M.S., is a condition in which an individual does not want to get off his fucking lazy ass and get a job.
"Dude, why are you always borrowing money from your mom?"
"I don't feel like getting a job. I have Dick In Mouth Syndrome."
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A person who chooses to stay out and about spreading his illnesses around by coughing and sneezing rather than stay at home and rest.
Fuck---there are so many hot mouths around, I'll have to buy an N95 mask!
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That feeling when you eat something so amazing and desquishious that your tastebuds can't comprehend what's happening. Mind blown… but in your mouth. The act of your mouth exploding after a bite of My/Mochi Ice Cream.
Ice cream is cool and all…but there’s just something about chewing your ice cream that can Blow Your Mouth's Mind.
Used as a reply to someone who is less superior than you when they make a negative comment about anything regarding your fucked up life
“Travis you got beat by Anna in arm wrestling.”
“XXXAVIER shut the hell your mouth.”
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