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nuts as a noodle top

Someone who is clueless or empty headed.

She's as nuts as a noodle top because she wouldn't give me glue for the glitter.

by Grammy509 September 14, 2017


Ice with a cherry on top

the thing I said to my friend once and convinced her that it has sexual meaning but it actually means literally nothing.

Look zeva, it's ice with a cherry on top lol. ( hyena-cackles)

by I'm_Definitely_Not_A_Alien April 15, 2019


reverse muffin top

When a bitches thighs ooze outta her shorts

Damn her shorts are too damn small! Shes gotta "reverse muffin top!"

by shmallison May 9, 2014


going top gun

When a guy goes down on a woman in an inverted position while driving in the car - aka female road head.

Dude - I was going top gun on this chick I just met with my wingman in the backseat when she squirted all over my face and the leather seats.

by Simmsational April 15, 2016


mop top salad

A middle aged teen who lacks hair flow so bad that he's drowning in overgrown dreads. Likes to assume he's at the top of the food chain. Is the one kid on the lax team that is purposely uninvited to team events.

-Bro does liam know the barbershops are open? His shit overgrown
- nah, thats just his hair flow
-should I tell him he be lookin like a mop top salad?
- no just let him feel like Mr.Steal your girl

by PullOverSir March 20, 2020


Top Notch Tiger

The best student ever possible. Maybe even a robot. Does their work on time or even ahead. The epitome of a top class student from Morse HS.

Nate was the top notch tiger since he did not give a f*** about sleep and just focused on his school work.

by nakedtofu September 23, 2013


Stove-Top Nasty

The coolest of the cool. Like if The Fonz and a freezer had a child in Antarctica.

-But then, somewhere in Alaska, a young Brad Pitt smoking a cigarette had an immaculate conception caused by 'the holy spirit of swagger' whispering in his ear. And he bared that child.

-And then, those two babies grew up to be adults, and met each other, and then fucked. (in an igloo)

--and those two conceived a child, the female carried that child for 9 months, and then gave birth to a healthy baby, and then put sunglasses on that baby...
...that baby would be 'Stove-Top Nasty'

"You just got your dream job?!?! Stove-top nasty."

"That live Led Zeppelin concert last night, where they resurrected the dead members of the band just to play for 12 hours straight was fucking stove-top nasty."

"She IS stove-top nasty, marry her this instant!"

"What does stove-top nasty mean?"
"Its something some of us are just born knowing the meaning of, and others aren't."

"It's all stove-top nasty, nigga"

"If Jesus was a modern day gangsta, he would be fucking stove-top nasty, for sure."

by ~Easy E March 11, 2014