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An answer you would give to someone annoying and wanting to be left alone as you walk away from them.
Annoying person- Where are you going?
Me- Up a pig's ass for a ham sandwich!
A person, (usually a man but not limited to), who is above the age of 21. They possess a “fat bell”, have hair chests and stomachs, and they are very lazy in all aspects.
Socially, they speak lazily. They usually just go with the flow because they’re too lazy to make up their own mind.
Physically, they get easily worn out, and don’t enjoy walking long distances.
“Look at that pot belly pig!” *insert photo of a sleeping old fart, mouth gaping, snoring, fat belly poking out of his shirt* “He fell asleep waiting on his wife at the bar!”
To ejaculate in a way that causes a big mess (ie a lot of ejaculate or ejaculating in an unexpected direction)
Yo I'm gonna him mess like a pig tonight
He messed like a pig
A character based off of the popular tv series peppa pig that has been edited to become a funny scottish version, that includes swearing and lots of banter between the family
Did you see that family? Like real life Scottish peppa pig!
Someone who thinks there all that and still nothing but a Pig Turd, hence the word Polished Pig Turd.
Snotty stuckup.
Snotty, being better then others.
Highbrow, above all.
Polished, cover up, blowing smoke.
Someone who is no better then someone else, but thinks they are: Polished Pig Turd. Snotty, Snobby, Highbrow
People in the Valley and Galeton area no who you are.
(People) (Polished) (Pig) (Turd) (better)
when you and a fat girl both take flakka/krokodil and have a 2 hour mindless sec session
liam: me and debbie had a 2 hour long zombie pig fuck
gavin: i wish my gf would do the same
kraig: i thought that’s how jewish people had sex
An acrostic used in the UK for the cheap and nasty JPS Cigarettes (straights/civvies/tailormades etc.).
"You got a straight?"
"Yeah, only japanese pig shit though."
"Screw that, they're grim, I'll have a rollie."