play soccer with my testicles

When the monsters behind the blue fence get horny and decide they want to play soccer.

Hey, watch out for that blue fence. The one time the monsters behind that fence got so horny that they decided to play soccer with my testicles.

Don't play games with me

this phrase is usually used to express an emotional reaction to an idiot(men) trying to make a woman react in an unpleasant manner, and when a man usually hears that he should know to go and make whoever said it spaghetti bolognaise YES👍

Don't play games with me boy

If there's grass on the field, play ball

Traditionally, used to denote the beginning of (American) baseball season practice anxiously awaited by enthusiasts each springtime: If there was grass growing, then the season had progressed enou gh past winter to start the new season: "play ball!" More recently, it has become a slang inferring statutory laws regarding underage females did not, in practice, realistically apply and that instead, the presence of pubic hair (grass) indicated sufficient maturation to begin sexual activity (play ball).

"I know your sister's only twelve, but I go by baseball, not age, "If there's grass on the field, play ball!"

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Play Action Fake

While poking your bitches pooper from da inside, you fake like you are going to punch her in the face, but instead choke the bitch til she goes limp.

Person 1: Jim Nene came over last night and I gave him the play action fake.
Person 2: cool, I get his stereo!

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Play some lax

To relax

"I'm so fucking stressed out!"
"Dude, chill, play some lax."

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Play the silent flute

Performing fellatio

My father used to play the silent flute on stage

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playing the queen card

When a woman manipulates a man by making him think she’s the only woman in his life who thinks highly of him.

She playing the queen card by telling him is mom and aunts said he’ll never change . Now, he sees her as his number one supporter over the other women in his life .

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