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a) a social misfit, but someone who still somehow functions within their society.
b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent
dude 1) i can't understand why my parents don't appreciate me more. i want to a history teacher; my mom is a chemist, and dad is an engineer.
dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)
When one person defecates into another persons asshole. The "potato" is then "baked" for 20-45 minutes before it is re-defecated upon the original shitter's chest for a shared dining.
-"Hey man, will make me a baked potato?"
-"Sure, take off your pants."
-"I'd bake her potato."
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When you wrap aluminum foil around your penis as to act in place of a condom before performing sexual intercourse.
Extremely painful.
Jill cheated on me and aborted my kid... it just makes me want to baked potato her!!
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When a gay man puts a raw unwashed potato in his ass then has his partner pound him in the ass until the room smells like shit. After the man with the potato ass has his partner climax in his anus he squats down and lets mashed potatos and splooge leak out of his anus into a cup. The they share it like to lovers from the 50's in a malt shop.
Whoa I can't believe I walked in on Kris and Beau boiling a potato. I almost called the dinosaurs.
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One who thinks that bringing potato salad to a BBQ is acceptable but is actually not.
I made sure to distance myself from my dumb potato bitch wife. God rest her soul, I just didn't want anyone to think I would associate with someone that would bring a potato salad!
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A rhyming couplet meaning to teabag or the act of doing it
I shot that noob, walked up to his corpse and went all "dip dip potato chip" on him
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The act of throwing a hail mary grenade pass at the surviving teammate of a Hot Potato at the start of a Halo Reach match on Xbox Live while saying "and he goes for the hail mary!" on the headset piece. Originating in Jan 2011 in North Alabama, this move has pissed off thousands who play Halo Reach. 80% of the time this move works and the targeted teammate is killed. If the 4th teammate is still alive then the hunt and quest begins for killing him. This hunting scenario is called the Halo Rabbit Hunt. Please refer to Hot Potato for events leading up to the Hot Potato Halo Mary to better understand the process which takes place.
That dood survived the hot potato but I got him with the Hot Potato Halo Mary!
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