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Walking into a public restroom, shitting in your hands and shoving the shit in the hand dryer
I went to dry my hands in the restroom but got shit all over me instead cause some asshole decided the reverse waffle stomp the hand dryer
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When you tilt the wheelchair forward and proceed to penetrate her through the gap in the cushion
Dude, did you hear Jackson gave Barbara the old Reverse Penny Farthing! She forgot to put her breaks on and almost rolled away!
See 'Jackass Of All Trades.'
Somebody who is absolutely useless at any task.
Turns everything to crap.
Ask him to perform a task and he will make a substandard effort.
Tradie: "Hey boss, why did you fire T?"
Boss: "Because he was fucken useless, the Jackass of All Trades had a Reverse Midas Touch."
Tradie: "Whoa, fuck me dead and call me Mary, I guess the company was going into the shitter..."
The act of self gratification while bent over with a reverse under arm grip and a slight twist of the wrist to give it that "je ne sais quoi"
This can be given or received!
Batten gave him the best reverse latvian technique he'd ever had!!!
Janet: my ex husband is having a baby with his new wife, that means little Emily, will be a big sister and I’ll have a reverse step kid.
A man with well defined, possibly protruding abs. Instead of a shell on his back, he has a "shell" on his stomach.
That guy has done so many sit ups he's become a reverse ninja turtle.
The act of shoving a loaded shotgun up your ass and pulling the trigger.
Damn, that dude had some problems, you hear he did a Reverse Kurt Cobain?