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Sexual act: the female is giving the man a blowjob and right before climax, the man pulls his penis out and smacks the the female in the cheek right at the point of ejaculation leaving a smear of semen across her face. Sound effects of a bat hitting a baseball are helpful.
After the game, I took Sally back to my place and after a great blowjob, I gave her a Bronx Home Run.
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The method you use to hide that random boner.
Give me a second, I need to up tuck and run to hide my hard on.
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Do not run down the aisle. Think coolly before stepping into the nuptials.
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The act of getting naked when intoxicated, placing about one metre of 'poo tickets'(toilet paper)in between the bum cheeks, setting the end on fire, and running to extinguish.
there is no example needed..just do the poo ticket run!
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when you repeatedly smack a strippers ass.
While that stripper was grinding on me I beat her ass like a run-a-way slave.
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Allowing 2 or more guys to fuck you
Him: i got nothing to do today. What should I do today?
You: get your friends and run a train on me!
Him: oo!
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When a male sees a woman, transvestite, or fat slut that is so disgusting his penis actually jumps into his body.
dude think i have a run away erection from looking at you, i might now have an inverted penis.
Oh no i just got a run away erection from your girlfriend, damn she is ugly
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