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Eating as little to no food in a day much like a Russian during the Cold War, either by choice or by circumstance, then drinking vodka becoming shitfaced at an alarmingly fast rate.
I'm on a Russian Fast today because I failed my Calc test .
A drink consisting of Vodka that is heated to at least 120 degrees Fahrenheit.
Tom: “Hey bartender, can I get a Wet Russian?”
Samantha: “Sure thing, how hot do you want her?”
Tom “Standard temp, of course.”
An alias for a philipino girl. Usually russian girls look way older then they are and philipino girls always look way younger then they are. So in short Philipinos are reverse russians.
Bro its a fucking pedophile!
- Chill bro its a reverse russian
When your friend Vlad launches a cumshot into your moustache and it hardens overnight getting crusty.
Phil woke up with another Russian Crusty after Vlad's party last night.
noun,
The strange, garbled text that appears when computer graphics chew up and spit out something you were trying to read. Words may resemble comic-style expletives (#OI%#, #$gO%#i$^l!), but since I'm not from Space Russia, I can't actually produce it on demand. Expect glyphs (letters of the Roman alphabet are rather hard to find in this soup) to fall on top of each other or be cut in half and otherwise shuffled in a mangled cluster of digital illegibility.
Inspired by Space Barbie. Who also only seems to exist online, and communicates mostly through mangled clusters of digital illegibility.
Elliott: Can you tell what that says?
Britt: That mess on the screen? No, it's Space Russian.
Elliott: Exactly. Guess the graphics card needs kicking.
Britt: In Space Russia, graphics card kicks you.
(Russian: авось) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.
1: "Did you study for the test? You finished it suspiciously quickly."
2: "I couldn't bother studying, just answered everything by Russian avos'."
noun:
1) A teacup originating from Russia.
adjective:
1) A word or phrase that has no double meaning or innuendo.
verb:
1) 'searching for the Russian Teacup' is the act of trying to find a double meaning or innuendo in something that doesn't have one, usually for comedic effect.
1) Guy 1: Man, this is really heavy..
Guy 2: That's what she said!
Guy 1: Dude, get your head out of the gutter, you know that was a Russian Teacup.
2) Guy 1: And then I opened her jar...
-silence-
Guy 1: Yeah, I was trying to think of an innuendo for that but I don't think it has one...
Girl 1: Me too, I guess we were both searching for the Russian Teacup.