The Velvet Snake is essentially just a term for a penis which has recently had a lubricant applied to it, and is now soft.
It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.
Myself: Woah, that sex was amazing, I've gone soft now.
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?
When two men with extremely long penises tie the two lengthy “snakes” together and proceed to watch porn. The first man to get hard and successfully break the other man’s penis is the winner.
e.g Holy shit man, last night I saw a Serbian Snake Fight and it was wild!
When she wiggling around on top then realises you have a beard on your snake.
'Damn,i was all up round his crotch when his bearded snake got me lost in his jungle'
A person who likes dating snakes
I can't believe Tom is dating my ex best friend. That snake rangler
Slang. Used as to refer to a blowjob of some kind.
Last night was so good. She was swallowing the snake all night.
That one thot Jake Paul "married" also known as Erika Costell.
Hey, I heard SNAKE BITCH is getting into more drama.
Snake bitch is defined ;
Jake Paul (a.k.a) Snake paul married a ungrateful women (Snake Erika) who is trying to hard to get attention .