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A short story written by Andrew Carpentier
Have you read a single barred window yet? It's like the author was in there!
The term for a true homie. If a friend has gained so much of your trust, they get the ultimate rank of bro and you put bro in front of a food item and call them that from now on. A good use of this high standard is Brocolate Bar.
Your my best friend of this whole group. You have earned the rank of Brocolate Bar.
When a black person shoves a curling iron in their ass while they are taking a shit
Me and my friend Jamal both tried out the Melty Chocolate Bar together. It hurt like shit but it was worth it.
In essence, when one is acting like a granola bar, it means that they are acting in an unstable and unprecedented manner, that it evokes concern to all individuals nearby. Like Nature Valley Granola Bars, which tend to disintegrate easily. If an individual's mental health and overall lifestyle is showing signs of decline and instability, one could say that they are acting like a granola bar. In closure, to act like a granola bar means that you are fucking Wilding and acting crazy asf.
Person 1 background: recently lost their job, about to be evicted, has gotten numerous restraining orders in the last few days, hasn't taken care of their hygiene in a long ass time, and is doing black tar heroin on the double.
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
Bar- Shawn
Bar-Shawn is a handsome, nice, kind, intelligent, cool guy. He's friends with everyone and everyone likes him. Usually rich. Bar-Shawn's are overall pretty awesome.
Bar-Shawn is so cool
I really like Bar-Shawn
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adjective
: a person that may have been fit and/or more attractive in their younger days. A decade ago, they were nearly, next top model. They may have partied or bar hopped a lot in those days, as well. The night life has turned their hour glass shape, into a grandfather clock or upside down Christmas tree, shape. Due to the late nights & partying, they've settled mentally & physically; on the verge of falling off, two setups(personal 1/2 pints of liqour, cups, ice bucket) or two slices of Doberge' cake away from obesity. Some can be seen at the bar, wearing heavy eye makeup, caterpillar-ish eye lashes, tight clothing; preferably shiny & easily seen in low lighting; along w/gold or blonde hair; possibly greenish purple.
Note: Many may have dark cirlces around their eyes, may be slim or heavy, w/or w/a "F.U.P.A." and "Cankles".
Bar Room Fine
bar • room • fine
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adjective
it means like fucking deep but like fake deep like as a joke ( sarcastically )
Friend: dude did u know that if you’re depressed you’re not happy
You: dude seriously fucking bars