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When you walk in on one of you family members having sex and it gets you horny
John: hey I walked in on my cousin fucking her boyfriend
Bruce: did you get a west Virginer
John: *kicks the ground* yes
When you use a long sock to rub one out while lying on your back and it drapes down your chest like a necktie
“Man, Joey’s really not handling the breakup well. He just lies in bed all day while eating Doritos in a virgin necktie”
A girl who will be a virgin and still be 40 years old. She is also always in a Colombian group chat.
Please pray for la virgin Melissa
I heard he’s never had his toes sucked he’s such a toe virgin!!
I can't believe 9/11 was over 17 virgins they're dollarstore food
Girls and boys are able to lose their Virginity to anyone who's down. It doesn't matter if they are in a relationship as long as there down.
Bro I'm bout to participate in Lose Virginity December.
When your dingle-dangle has entered a lady's coral garden, regardless of whether it does a happy-spew, you are no longer an innocent.
I lost my virginity, When will you loose your virginity?