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Dirty Mike

Owner of a petite cock.

Why are you such a dirty mike?

by Kaden1467 June 17, 2016


Dirty mike

The owner of a big fat fucking head

See that kool person over there his a dirty mike dont fuck with his fat head

by Fatheadmike April 3, 2020


get miked

Drinking all night then having a joint/blunt/splif and getting so wrecked you have to go to bed a miss the party

Are we getting miked tonight?
Lets get Miked

by rebell88 March 6, 2019


mike rowe moment

when you have to do something with an animal that is painful to the animal, during which time it inadvertendly pees on you

I got this pal, he's studying to be an agronomist; he has a Mike Rowe moment every day

by John Damage May 12, 2011

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Mustache Mike

A badass security guard who has a badass nickname. This nickname has no other connotations other than BADASS...AND BALD!!!

Mustache Mike is out on patrol, I hope nobody gets in his way.

by Dan the man1986 November 24, 2020


Mike Spike

When you and your best bro poke each other in the penis with thumb tacks repeatedly.

Person 1 "My dick is still cut from that Mike Spike last week"
Person 2 "You're welcome"

by Sloppy Seth October 20, 2017


Juicy mike

Broken back

I have a juicy mike

by Scootscootpipip March 31, 2018