A practical joke where one put a large quantity of period blood and feces in a pie pan and smashes it into an unsuspecting victims face.
I am going to Zombie Pot Pie that guy so hard.
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when you blow your load into a girls belly button, causing her to giggle.
"Oh hey Andy do you wanna cum in my hair?
"Nah you dirty slut im gonna give you a belly button pie.
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Taking a shit and flinging it at your partner from across the room while masturbating.
The band Puddle of Mudd derived their name from this move.
My girlfriend loves Mississippi Mud Pie's, because she can even get them when she's on her period.
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Fruit Pie the Magician was the mascot of Hostess Fruit Pies, appearing on the label for over 30 years. The brilliant imagineers at Hostess marketing conceived of this character: An anatomically correct fruit pie wearing a top hat and cape and wielding a magic wand.
Steve: I had a terrible dream last night.
Mike: Tell me about it.
Steve: This giant walking pastry turned me into a fruit pie! I'm pretty sure it was Fruit Pie The Magician.
Mike: Did I mention you look delicious?
Steve: I'm berry.
Mike: You're berry delicious.
Steve and Mike: Ha ha ha ha ha!
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When a guy with long monkey fingers creampies a girl and then fingers her after.
David monkey finger pie'd me last night and I came so hard.
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When you pop a girls cherry and give her a creampie
Guy 1: Bruh I staight up gave her a cherry cream pie last night
Guy 2: Bruh was she good for her first time
Guy 1: Hell yeah
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A mixture of fecal matter and other debris that build up on your taint as a result of wiping back to front
"Damn did you smell Sean today? He smells like
crap, it must be the Polish mud pie!"
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