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Flip a tit

When life has shat on you to such an extent, you're about to lose your sanity.

Ron: Hey bro you good?
Kevin: This is bull. I'm about to flip a tit my dude.

by Dankestdank December 12, 2016

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ripping tits

A humorous term used to exaggerate a point/story to make it seem more exciting or interesting.

1.) "When I had my Monte Carlo I was rippin' tits down that highway!"
(i.e. speeding; exaggerating how fast he drove)

2.) "I was ripping tits on guitar at the show last night."
(i.e. playing well; exaggerating how well he played)

by EyelessArchfiend August 6, 2009

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Tits Vertical

A synonym to "tits up," it asserts that things have totally gone to shit, been ruined or otherwise spoiled.

I saw a band play a local bar, with shoddy equipment, a drunken sound guy and a hipster audience. Needless to say, it was tits vertical by the second song.

tits up fucked up ruined destroyed botched

by Bathos May 18, 2010

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Tit Sticks

verb- to blunder/stumble over ones words

that girls hawsht
TIT STICKS!!!!
i mean hot as shit

by sexyDORKS July 2, 2010

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titanic tits

Huge massive tits worthy of motorboating, tounge kissing, finger banging, and of coarse the always famous tit banging. In that order

That girl sure was ugly but she had some titanic tits that i went ball deep in.

by meat master0519 September 7, 2015

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good tits

Good tits refer to tits that hit the perfect ratio between softness and hardness.
Which is approximately 30/70.
They have the perfect volume and surface area to fit a man's head.
Therefore, making the best Sunday morning cushion.

"My girlfriend has good tits, I love to rest my head on them and keep sleeping every Sunday morning".

by The DBA April 12, 2014

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ferret tits

Tits that are long, thin and droopy. They appear as though there are two dead ferrets hanging from a woman's chest. See sock tits.

Dude 1: Man, that chick is hot. Why don't you run wing man with her friend so I can take her back to the hotel?
Dude 2: Fuck that! That bitch has ferret tits.
Dude 1: I know she has ferret tits. That's the one I want.
Dude 2: You're sick, Tony.

by crackleton January 25, 2011

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