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A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."
Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!
Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.
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Bumper-sticker slogan of NRA supporters, which makes the obvious point that guns normally don't go off without some kind of human intervention, and that the real solution to violence is not in making any certain potentially lethal device unavailable, but in changing basic human nature from violent to peaceful.
"Listen, Buck, when the gun-control crazies protest the concealed carry legislation, all you got to say is 'guns don't kill people, people kill people'. I mean, it's just that simple. After all, when guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns, right?"
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K-pop Soju Party I don't like it
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Don't assume you have won before the results are in.
"Ive aced that test!"
"Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market"
Funny and truthful book by Scott Cohen (An Everyday guy, Not a Famous Author) is a collection of those everyday little annoyances that we face in life (738 of them!). This book will definitly make you say "That's so true!" and "I thought I was the only one who notcied that!" because it's so observational and you'll laugh so hard because of how real and truthful it is.
Selected Annoyances:
-When you forget the initial thought you were thinking of, and then stumble on to a thought far less engaging and far less interesting then the thought you were thinking of before.
-When the Photographer sais "Cheese!" and realizes that there's something he had to fix on the camera, leaving you waiting there with a frozen smile that easily fades out into a phony grin.
- Having the suspiscion that using 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner is not as effective as if you used them both individually.
- The Vulnerability you feel while sitting on a public toilet.
- When the waitress asks "Is Everything alright here?" after you've taken a big bite out of a sandwich, causing you to grunt your response.
Just to name a few...
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1.An expression you use to tell a person to stop bragging who claims victory before a brawl,race,match,competiion or any other event that has yet to happen.
A)
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.
Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!
Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.
B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?
BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!
Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!
Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!
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Expression used when one is ripped off.
Guy: Dude, this ain't coke, it's nothin but baking flour.
Skeazy Dealer: Bullshit. This coke is the bee's knees. I got it from my cuz, yo.
Guy: Listen "bro", "Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce." You and your "cuz" can go fuck yourselves.
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