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Someone who is clueless or empty headed.
She's as nuts as a noodle top because she wouldn't give me glue for the glitter.
When a guy goes down on a woman in an inverted position while driving in the car - aka female road head.
Dude - I was going top gun on this chick I just met with my wingman in the backseat when she squirted all over my face and the leather seats.
A group of smashingly talented young men who consistently quote the movie "Top Gun" throughout their day, every day. These individuals can be seen commenting on things like car accidents and saying phrases like, "you don't own that! the taxpayers do!" or "Son your ego is writing checks your body can't cash".
"Hey, you know Brian, Victor, Shane, and Wyatt?"
"You mean those jerks who won't quit reciting Top Gun lines?"
"Yea, they're so Team Top Gun."
"Totally."
The best student ever possible. Maybe even a robot. Does their work on time or even ahead. The epitome of a top class student from Morse HS.
Nate was the top notch tiger since he did not give a f*** about sleep and just focused on his school work.
The coolest of the cool. Like if The Fonz and a freezer had a child in Antarctica.
-But then, somewhere in Alaska, a young Brad Pitt smoking a cigarette had an immaculate conception caused by 'the holy spirit of swagger' whispering in his ear. And he bared that child.
-And then, those two babies grew up to be adults, and met each other, and then fucked. (in an igloo)
--and those two conceived a child, the female carried that child for 9 months, and then gave birth to a healthy baby, and then put sunglasses on that baby...
...that baby would be 'Stove-Top Nasty'
"You just got your dream job?!?! Stove-top nasty."
"That live Led Zeppelin concert last night, where they resurrected the dead members of the band just to play for 12 hours straight was fucking stove-top nasty."
"She IS stove-top nasty, marry her this instant!"
"What does stove-top nasty mean?"
"Its something some of us are just born knowing the meaning of, and others aren't."
"It's all stove-top nasty, nigga"
"If Jesus was a modern day gangsta, he would be fucking stove-top nasty, for sure."
the thing I said to my friend once and convinced her that it has sexual meaning but it actually means literally nothing.
Look zeva, it's ice with a cherry on top lol. ( hyena-cackles)
A mop top allstar is a woman who is extremely good at giving blow jobs, and has been elevated to the Allstar roster.
Dan - "Damn, that girl is so busted! What were you thinking?"
Tom - "I know I know....but she's a mop top allstar dude!"
Dan - "Oh...well that makes a whole lot more sense now."