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The consumption of large amounts of dairy product.
Patient: "I'm massively lactose intolerant; what can I do?"
Doctor: "I recommend a course of quantitative cheesing."
Patient: "But... isn't that going to make things worse?"
Doctor: "Yep!"
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That thin coat of funk that covers a person's phone from face, ear, hand grease or makeup.
Zach wanted me to watch a video on his phone and I could barely make it out through the thick layer of face cheese.
Damn Mom! You need to clean this face cheese! Half your makeup is on this shit!
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That disgusting shit under yout nails after you've been scratching your head. A combination of dead skin, dandruff, sweat and hair product buildup.
“Eew! whats that white gunk under my fingernails?!“
“That's scalp cheese. Time to wash your hair. Seriously“
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Gamer cheese is the legendary food that only the most epic of gamers can produce. The snack is made within the foreskin of a true gamer and may often be mistaken for smegma. But only the realest and most swag of all gamers can recognize the true form that in which gamer cheese possesses. The taste of the cheese is different between every gamer. The inner workings behind the production of this cheese is unknown the the world's greatest minds, but all that is known is that in order for a gamer to make the cheese, the gamer must be; epic, a virgin, and must not be circumcised. If any of these is not present, the snack of the gods cannot be.
God: Man I sure am hungry.
The Humble Gamer: *Scoops hand into foreskin to get some gamer cheese
The Humble Gamer: Here my Lord. My cheese.
God: *Eats cheese
God: I thank you for the chance to consume a gamers cheese. I am forever grateful.
The Humble Gamer: Your welcome my Lord.
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An old man or woman who looks so fucking musty they look like they smell like easy cheese.
Laura: that man looks like he smells like easy cheese
Sandy: what does that mean
Laura: girl he musty
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A unknown cheese-like substance that resides beneath the unwashed foreskin that has a gestation period of of 3 to 5 days. Can be spread or dipped. Synon: smegma.
Oh... this a tasty chip dip. -- "Thank you. It is mystery cheese! I made it myself!"
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Just chilling, jamming, meeting women.
Michael: Mate, what you doing?
Scott: Just kicking cheese.
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