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One who has no concept of time, takes their own time, while you wait on them.
We was late for the movie because brady is a Dick-A-Rounder!
When a man has picked up an STD.
"Dude, that chick I fucked last night gave me a pastry dick"
When you are in a professional online slalom competition and instead of cones they use dildos.
Are you nervous for the roller dicking grand prix? Nah man I was up all night practicing
The Female equivalent to the term "Pussy Whipped", the term was invented due to an excess of women pursuing the same man, all of which would follow his every command. Credits to Gregory, for discovering the phenomena.
"Greg why do your exes still text you so much?"
"I don't know man I guess they are just Dick Whistled"
when a man goes to ejaculate, but shoots a blank, accompanied by a strange whistle that comes from the pee hole of his penis.
a dick whistle is the weirdest thing i have ever heard, i didnt think they were real until i let out a dick whistle after banging for the 6th time in one day!!
When someone deep throats a dick so hard they vomit all over said dick.
Whoa!!! You just got dick sick all over me.
He was so far down my throat that I got dick sick all over him.
Like homesick. But instead of home, dicks.
"Damn bitch, you dick sick!"