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A person, usually under the age of 18, who tries to use the notorious website "urbandictionary.com" to write made-up words, names of people that they personally know, names of controversial celebrities, or other such trivial things, attempting to then create and invent silly, more often than not offensive, and edgy definitions in order to result funny, or maybe even to "post a screenshot for the boys" if they do happen to succeed in the ordeal. Unfortunately, though, Urban Dick-tioners, due to their immaturity, lack of proper grammar and cringy sense of humor, usually end up creating unfunny and tasteless jokes that do not possess the same quirkyness that can be found in proper memed words on "urbandictionary.com". As a result of this whole debacle, their monstrous creations rarely get voted to be added and actually end up on the site.
"Josh is such an Urban Dick-tioner, he keeps posting Jake Paul words circle-jerking the fact that he is bad like anyone doesn't already know, or that Fortnite sucks. It's no wonder that he spends his days on Reddit (Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100) and still has no girlfriend or stable income."
An insult typically directed towards someone who has been involved in or actively involved in docking.
One who has no concept of time, takes their own time, while you wait on them.
We was late for the movie because brady is a Dick-A-Rounder!
When a man has picked up an STD.
"Dude, that chick I fucked last night gave me a pastry dick"
When you are in a professional online slalom competition and instead of cones they use dildos.
Are you nervous for the roller dicking grand prix? Nah man I was up all night practicing
The Female equivalent to the term "Pussy Whipped", the term was invented due to an excess of women pursuing the same man, all of which would follow his every command. Credits to Gregory, for discovering the phenomena.
"Greg why do your exes still text you so much?"
"I don't know man I guess they are just Dick Whistled"