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on december the 3rd, you find the clown, asshole, or furry closest to you, and beat the living shit out of them.
hey Jim-Bob! its beat the shit out of a clown day!
celebrate all the cowgirls on DECEMBER 31.
Lets fucking go. It National COWGIRL JASPY DAY. Lets celebrate all the cowgirls
a day to fill full your needs of bullying bbra leader geo. this day is to degrade our dear leader and “appreciate” him as always.
“ITS BULLY GEO DAY!!” Jasek told everyone. “Geo has finger toes” A member of the BBRA Community added. (love you geo)
A Depression much different then your average I haven’t showered in two weeks depression. People may take these showers to be alone or to cry, or just to sit in the hot water for an hour and overthink everything questioning their existence. Showers are usually taken 2-3 times a day.
Bob: I haven’t showered in 3 weeks I- I smell like shit
Tiffany: lmao I showered 3 hours ago and I plan to do it again.
Bob: and that’s on 2 showers a day depressed
On September 24 you text your crush and it’s ok if *insert pronouns here* reject(s) you at least you don’t have to wonder what if
You: hey it’s National Text Your Crush Day so, wanna be my *were gonna say person*
Crush: omg yesss
Where all the balkan and world can celebrate the kurac amongst us and say kurac and tell to shut up about any other day out there.
Hey man, how is your kurac today, it National Kurac Day?
Once a year that you can show your love and appreciation for Josh.
Josh: "Hey man, what day is it?"
Armaan: "I don't know?"
Josh: "Check your phone..."
Armaan:" Oh yeah! It's the 27th of May"
Josh:"It's National Josh day.."
Armaan:"OH MAN IM SO SORRY I FORGOT! HAPPY NATIONAL JOSH DAY!!"