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A day where all children do not have their cellphones. Parents show this page for proof!! Hopefully on May 16 every parent will be granted a great day!!
For example: “Susie it is no cellphone day give me your iPhone”, proclaimed Mom and Dad.
Its November 2nd national bitch awareness day. Be kind to all those bitches for one day. Can you do it.
Be kind its national bitch awareness day.
When it’s September 2 you must kiss your girl.
It’s September 2 national make out with your girlfriend day baby. You already know let’s kiss
Makeout With Your Girlfriend No Matter What Give Her All Your Love ❤
National Makeout with your Girlfriend day
December 5 is the day you should say your fake sister and if y’all like it then y’all should date fake sister or fake brother go for it ! I mean try summ new!!
“It’s December 5 date your fake sister day”
April 2nd is Grimace Day.
Grimace goes to houses around the world and delivers plums like the Easter Bunny!
You must leave him 3 rusty wrenches, 2 silver spoons, and 1 Samoan baby in a bucket under your kitchen sink for him to deliver your plummy gift!
However, if you’ve been a bad little grimmy, you’ll receive SALTY plums in your stocking..
“I can’t wait for Grimace Day!”
“What are you getting for Grimace Day? I’m hoping for some plums!”
On December 1st it’s national shake ass on ft day, so get u a baddie to shake ass for u on ft.
“I’ma tell Nicole that it’s National shake ass on ft day so I can enjoy tonight”