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A band from South Africa fusing elements of blues, soul, electro
My girlfriend and I went to the Dirty Fandango gig last night. Then she broke up with me and did the dirty fandango with the lead singer.
When you are out on the town with lads and you have a raging hard on, you find the nearest old lady and cum slime on her wrinkly old tits whilst she shakes the cum from her tits all over said bros while they cheer a brother on
Bro 1: hey you should have come out last night
Bro 2: why's that bro
Bro 1: that dirty moofty took a load on an old Nanna and she fire hydranted that shit all over the lads
When you're in Mathclass and the teacher suddenly forces you to give him a rimjob whilst holding the quadratic formula in your foreskin.
"he really suffered in mathclass."
"he must have gotten a Dirty Mahedi from his teacher"
When your ex midget brakes up with his girlfriend and you ask to be their sex partner whilst with being another man.
Last night my friend commited a Dirty Melie.
When a foreign man accidentally steals your girl and decides he will put his moustache up her ass and lick off the shit
Person 1: what happened last night
Person 2: I got a dirty Kponouglo
The act of dipping a dill pickle in Nutella, and inserting it into one’s as while in the pussy.
If you don’t watch your mouth women, I might let uncle Rodney come over here and dirty dill your ungrateful ass!
When you walk in on your wife with another man so you fuck his dog
My wife is such a whore; i caught her with steve so i dirty hircine'd the dick